Thanks for visiting my work-in-progess web page. This page has been under construction since 1997. Admittedly, I do have a bit of a problem with procrastination, but at least I did finally decide on a background color. It took me a while to decide between this shade of chartreuse, or a safer color like taupe. Even though this color scares many people, myself included, I decided to just go with it, as maybe this bold color will embolden ME to write about something adventurous and exciting. I encourage you to check back to see if that worked out for me.

Ok, you'll have to hit the back button now. Sorry, I need to work on that too. That, and perhaps different fonts and font spacings. And also self-improvement. And maybe hygiene. Sorry about your eyes. It should be temporary.